You know what roxxors my boxxors? Cause i dont. I dont even know what that is meant to mean... What is a roxxor, and what are my boxxors? it just has no meaning to it whatsoever. Some things in this crazy language make sense, like OMG HAX, but that is because they are words that actually make sense. hehehe.. hax... i would do a rant on something that is really crazy, but because of some horrible twists of fate, i am left with the energy of a starfish. hmm.. i wonder what kind of meals one could make with a starfish.... And i also wonder how long humans can go without food.. cause i am constantly challenging that, and there has to be a limit somewhere...
Well, as i said, this is not a rant. just like those movies in which the army has a siren and a voice saying "This is not a drill". but i dont have a drill. I wish i had a drill, i could go digging, and maybe get some food from the digging. Now, where was i? ahh yes, language. people should talk more like the humans from Warcraft, with the main things that they say being "Yes, m'lord?" and "Off i go then". Then i would be happy.. I could go up to someone and say "I want a kebab" and then they can say "Yes, m'lord?" and i can wonder why they are asking me a question, until i realise that i am in a hardware shop, and wearing nothing but a rubber chicken. After i have rectified the situation, i will then ask for something more appropriate, like a pair of pants. They can then say "Off i go then", and it will all make sense.
I love making fun of rubber chickens... Well, that is all for now, maybe in the future i will post some recipes for a delicious roast rubber chicken. Farewell, and i will contact you all from a new pair of pants in a few days.